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[15 Aug 2005|01:58am] |
I'm getting too old for this online journal business. Goodbye!!!
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[31 Jul 2005|07:08am] |
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Hooray for life! No seriously, things are going extra well lately because I tried one of those new portable things at Taco Bell. I highly suggest everyone try it. My god, the crunchy interior with all the sour cream and melted cheese... if I go to heaven, I hope the clouds will taste like that.
I was too lazy to get a cool picture or drawing for you guys. Well, I found a picture of a robust cowboy getting it from a large brown horse. But that whole bestiality thing is kinda passe by now.
One more month and it's back to school. That's fucked up. I thought I was excited for my classes, then I looked at my schedule and saw that I have some pretty gay history classes. Oh well, I can hope that I'll get cool classmates. Umm jesus christ I hope Ian gets into Stevens. But more importantly, I hope I can obtain a normal sleeping schedule before school starts again. Haha get this, I have $40 in my checking account and I'm going to use it for a Coast to Coast streamlink subscription. I was originally gonna use it for like 10 portable things from T-Bell. But fuck that, I need my awesome radio show. Hmm. For any of you who don't know what Coast to Coast AM is, I beg nobody googles it and makes fun of me.
New layout as you can see, it's even uglier than before. I recommend you view the background to New Order's "Procession".
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[05 Jul 2005|05:30am] |
To keep things short my summer has been hijacked by Star Wars, Diablo II, and Final Fantasy XI. I'm on a gay new server on FFXI, it's Asura. I definitely would rather have Unicorn. This is probably my lamest summer ever, considering what it's revolving around. Otherwise it's a pretty awesome summer and I am not ashamed! Well yes I am, I think I miss the social world. You know, the real social world where you don't have to worry about losing experience points in a lost battle with some mongol idiot at Wal Mart or various sex offenders who hail from our local mall.
I still want to make sex offender baseball card, guys. Or maybe cards that you, uh, battle with. I don't know exactly how those work, but I'm sure it's quite simple. Sex offenders who molested girls or boys under the age of 15 are most powerful, otherwise their powers and skills depend on what their offenses were as well as amounts of offenses. K, that takes too much work, I'll stick to cool collectable baseball cards. Oh, and keep an eye out for the limited edition sparkly cards of sex offenders who were teachers :):)
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[22 May 2005|02:22am] |
K, summer's been pretty cool lately. Although I really wish I went to France(ugh..) for the Cannes thing if not for the mere sake of opportunity, then to be ROOMATES WITH RANDY (San Diego season of Real World) Erin and Will I hope you two know how lucky you cats are.
To sum up my first two..three? I don't know, two-three weeks of summer: obsessing with Morrowind again, hanging out, drawing/painting, and I have watched Episode III four fucking times. During this process of crazed viewing I have also developed an awkward celebrity crush on Ewan McGregor. Whether it's Ewan himself or the goddamn kooky Kenobi character I don't know, I choose not to really talk about it any further. I only wish I had the control and took the more normal path and obsessed over that ol' angry Hayden boy, as to not feel so indecent hahaha. But uhh anyway, that movie has the funniest fucking lines in the world, only to be infused by the actors' delivery. There is no doubt I'll be viewing it more in the near future.
Also if anyone remembers, did I say my room in GW was 706, 704, or 702....? Most of the people I told probably won't even read this but it's worth a shot. It's been bugging my mind. If it helps at all, I'm right across the elevators. I'm counting on 702 because I like the number 2 and if it's 4 that's bad I hate the number 4. 6 is all right.
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| summer here kids |
[11 May 2005|03:39pm] |
MOTHERFUCKING TYPE D!!?? I cannot wait for the release of Shadow of the Colossus. I've been keeping my eye on this bastard since the early days of possibly 2003 when it was still called NICO by rumors- a sequel to the bleak and beautiful ICO. I wish more games like this and ICO were developed, where the simple gameplay is only enchanced by the player's imagination, amazing art direction, and a valuable story. I'm sure there are a few more out there, but the only others I can think of are the Ecco (a dolphin who time travels!) and Panzer Dragoon (deep sea creatures are huge and fly in the sky!) series.
Jesus christ, I remember playing the first Ecco the Dolphin game. I went through some dumb whale phase and my parents got me the game for one christmas. I was jumping out of the water, playing with my other dolphin friends... Till one jerk dared me to jump really high in the sky... that's when everyone was taken out of the goddamn water by some terrible loud noise and the music changed to something morbid. I wasn't that smart as a kid so my brother passed a few levels for me. I remember Big Blue scared me shitless. Then we got cheats and went to the last level, and for some reason my little dolphin friend was in green water fighting things with big alien heads and then came the fucking queen of them which was just a huge head on my screen. Imagine a little Jen who sat there confused, shaken, and slowly felt her childhood corrupted by this fucking fish game. Oh, and the sound Ecco makes when he gets hurt is horrible.
So... You can take your silly games with the guns, polygon breasts, crummy voice acting, what have you, and shove them up your sweaty, socially retarded twat. Oh and you can also take all your Final Fantasy and shank that shit too because you know what I'm sick of the character personality templates and all the nerds who cried when that dumb slut was stabbed can off themselves as well because you know what maybe if that lonesome, boring cunt were at all helpful on my team then maybe I'd care a little bit.
Oh, and I also demand more Go! Go! Hypergrind appreciation.
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[04 May 2005|03:02pm] |
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Yay home. It's alright, basically I'm happy to be with my dog and blast music without worrying about disturbing my roomates. So far I've eaten a lot of rare steak and racks of lamb. The random black table that's been in my room is getting a nice paint job. Ehh uhhh I'm getting a silk screening kit so anyone want shirts it'll be 10-15 bucks. I'll write more about it later.
Other than all of that I've been going through some personal emotional conflicts. I've talked to a few people about them but never to its full extent because I can't even come to terms with half of the matter for myself. It's not really draining me but since I have no other worries or problems going on, that cheesey bit will run my mind for the next few days, weeks, months. You know, whenever a conclusion appears.
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[30 Apr 2005|11:46am] |
Went to a random roof party last night and it was fun. Um hmm, there were some interesting and unexpected stories to hear. I feel kind of troubled though.
Yesterday I pretty much packed all my shit. I departed from my child for the next four months. I'm stupid, I left a disc of some sort in it. My aunt and uncle were awesome, they also to offered to hold some clothes for me. Then we went to chinatown for dinner and oh shit I still have food left. Then she gave me $50 for good luck/dvd's. I love Chinese people, they always give money.
I'll be in town tomorrow guys. Probably won't do anything that night though except eat meat and play xbox (thanks Ian!) oh and then maybe I'll write poetry haha, jesus christ fucking jokester. Monday I'm probably going to just set up the garage for my personal shenanigans...
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[23 Apr 2005|04:18am] |
Livejournal shmivejournal. In reality, this upcoming last goddamn week and my finals aren't that stressful. What is it, finish a painting, finish a 15+ page illustrative story (this was my choice, so I am not complaining), and write a few papers. Then I look at what else I have to do like get my shit in storage, get my computer ready for my aunt to pick it up, ship my paintings back home, sell my moniter for $30 (ANY TAKERS? IT'S A SAMSUNG 17" FLATSCREEN- it is $30 because there is some random blue paint, "allahackbar" and "sony aint shit" scribbled on the frames, otherwise it's in mint condition), and give all my clothes I don't wear to Goodwill. Oh also there is a chance I'll get to go to that film festival in France with Erin and Will to help "intern" and make fun of French people with their pasteries and their funk jazz and their refusal to speak English at airports. Aeroport? wait. Fuck those three years of French Honors down the drain.
Anyway I guess these last few weeks have been pretty absurd. This summer, I repeat, I just want to be a lonesome hack; I just want to fish, draw/paint, watch VH1, and chill with my dog. You can come along too, comrades!
edit: last night I forgot to mention I went to the Spike & Mike screening. 60% of it was shitty. Mostly because of cg animation and Happy Tree Friends. I am sorry, as soon as it becomes shocking that animals are dying in grotesque manners it also becomes redundant.
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| BLAST FROM THE PAST PART II |
[22 Mar 2005|03:11pm] |
When I sit back with reminiscence on the online world... I think of my first glimpse of Tails being assraped by Sonic, the "____Ate My Balls" series, Fireman comics, and when "blogging" became the new "wear your visor upside down and backwards." "Blogs" in forms of livejournal and deadjournal filled our hearts with laughter and terror. One memorable e-journal came to mind today... one of which consisted of both attributes.
Haha K sorry to spam people's journal with Internet fiasco but you gotta check out said fool's old deadjournal, circa 2002. I know a lot of you- like myself, fancy looking at bizarre things online, and this can count as one of them. No, don't read the whole thing (unless you want to know what color he is from some dumb quiz) but PLEASE I urge viewers to read the really fucked up conversations he posted. Please pay mind this was an internet girlfriend of some sort in which he semi-cyber's with. Yes it's real. Some entries do seem humorously troll-ish but trust my word, it's all fucking real. Some might also compare such convo's to that of certain e-vigilante's...
(note: for friends who don't know him personally, it is important to know that he doesn't have any tatoo's or many frilly piercing- in which at some point in one of the convo's he states he does)
In other, less absurd news, with a comrade I recently microwaved and pan fried some pickles, then smeared them with leftover Peeps sugar. Apparently he got sick but I enjoyed it...??
Edit: I'M GETTING MY CHOCOBO LICENSE TODAY!!!!!!
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| BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! |
[21 Mar 2005|09:01pm] |
I'm in art school so I have a lot of free time to just fuck around. This includes drawing retards, watching Project Runway, and of course indulging myself into some great LiveJournal entertainment. Now that I have justified this immature and long entry, please continue :)
Quite recently an old brute called Dave (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) xkiriyamax) thought it was really clever to add me to his friends list... and so. Hilarity ensued.
OFFICIAL BACKSTORY INFORMATION: He cheated on me long ago, I thought in the past three years he went back under his bridge to feed upon goats. I mean, after shouting about conspiracies where a group of girls gathered to compose some lies to get him in trouble and keeping my $2. I surely thought that was the end of him. If only life were a true fairy tale.
Apparently, his reign still continues not only on the Internet but also amongst the locals at the mall where he borrows people's money- never paying back, picks up under-aged girls (apparently borderline schizophrenia is in), and of course steals CD's of the latest shitty indie bands at Hot Topic. He will also try to make you believe he is a hotshot with celebrities, saying he's talked to various stars (IE- members of TOOL, Hot Water Music, Fred Durst, Jack Osbourne, etc.) on America Online Instant Messenger. Some also say they see him crying on swings eating babies, but this one cannot be confirmed.
This monster likes to feed upon virgin girls between the ages of 15-17. He is of 21 years of age. He has no soul, so he has no true birth date- I do not know his age. But according to theory, he is 21. He likes to say he goes to college and has a job, but do not be blinded by these barks of lies! The only way to protect yourself from this gangly toothed beast is to say you have AIDS...but in some cases, this has not even helped! Torches, pitchforks, crucifix's, silver, and garlic do nothing- do not try this.
So Dave, read my journal, by all means it's definitely public. And if you like reading my drivel about animals and MMORPG's then yeah, all the power to you. But don't fucking think you're my friend (yes, lj friend-lists do define friendship!) You want me to leave you alone? I have. For three years I forgot you existed. What has been bothering you was only the ghost of your sins. It wasn't me, it was you all along!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! You add me of course I'll post on your journal. Seeing as you still put me as your friend but have banned me from posting on your journal has lead me to write this ridiculous entry (but it was fun for me because I got to write somewhat creatively for once) Once again, it's your fault.
I leave on that note. Read my journal, I guess keep me on your friends list if it helps you sleep at night. Just sleep knowing that you're the creepiest motherfucker ever, you're everyone's biggest regret, you contribute nothing to this world (online AND offline), and I'm going out with the coolest and cutest boy who has a better education and video game skills than you will ever amount to. That's not saying much though since you didn't even make it through, what, freshman year? All your torment comes from you, everything bad that happens is your fault. I bet it's even your fucking fault that they're making Shadow the Hedgehog.
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[18 Mar 2005|01:39am] |
Springbreak was cool especially when I got new pants (I have the hardest time finding pants). It was St. Patrick's day today and I tried to memorize like 21 slides and I still don't fucking know them. I wish Italians didn't have names 500 miles long.
Looking back on a few entries I seem like a total nerd who just plays video games all day. You see, I do, but not every day I swear don't hate me. I surf the internet most of the days. I'm a lot more interesting IRL!!!!11
I think I'm looking forward for the next school year more than summer. Obviously, I will love the summer, but I think playing FFXI all day and late night runs at Walmart will get boring. I wish Jeremy would be a loser and just watch movies on SciFi with me like the old days. It sucks not having a sibling at home. This entry is really boring, allow me to tell you about how I seem to attract creepy black men and only creepy black men. No creepy white men, no creepy china men. Black. African American for you fucking PC shitheads. Every goddamn day when I walk down the streets they will try to stop and talk to me or make some quick creepy quip.
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[04 Mar 2005|02:20am] |
Woohoo I leave for the airport in about an hour. Hello sky and red meat!
Oh wow I think I have some interesting stories to update with that not everyone has heard about yet. Let's see, I was almost raped at 10am outside the west 21 building. This guy came up snatched my hand, kissed it, "yo you got yoself a boyfriend", I try going back in and he pretty much kept grabbing my arm and was trying to drag me to the side of the building. Later that same day I got pissed off at the price of chapstick and decided to pocket it but of course I was caught and now I'm banned from all Duane Reades! The guy was really cool about it though and when they had to take my picture I was smiling while posing with the chapstick.
I'm excited to play Gothic II on my laptop for three hours at the airport!!!!
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[27 Feb 2005|03:39pm] |
So last night I went to the Filth gallery and there wasn't a lot of art to look at but there were two kegs so it was alright. That's as far as my opinion will go.
About Project: Trisomy-21, it's a new personal project. Since Bill can be a lousy teacher I am given no cool drawing projects so I just made a concentration for myself. And yes, it consists of drawings of the sunshine kind.
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[14 Feb 2005|03:54pm] |
EDIT: NOTHING IMPORTANT, MMORPG GOSSIP.
So my guild is fucking awesome, we're THE LOCAL FORECAST. The only members are me, Ian, and Vin Diesel. I've put my dragon player on hiatus and I'm just bumping up the blacksmith skill for SparkleMotion (anyone know where that's from is an A-OK person) who is this hideous satyr with a big belly of fun. I don't know what the fuck is up with Ian's character though. He somehow attracts other people to him and they always give him free shit. The jealousy ensues at night and I can't sleep. I'm kidding hehe...
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[10 Feb 2005|04:10am] |
Yeah, I'm trapped in HZ again. That's my righteous pink dragon BAALHAZOR, such a terribly unexpected name for a pink monster- AM I RITE GUYZ???
I got pissed at the game though as I couldn't find no goddamn malachite golems for my quest. So I'm just tuning into some internet TV and it's some dance radio station in Holland. The videos are Power Point Presentations of random people in school being studious yet ironically silly. There are a lot of cute boys obviously since I've got a thing for the Aryans. Um.
And happy new year (cock lol) to all you fucking gwailo.
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[07 Feb 2005|08:20pm] |
That animation was done in flash but since I can't really put a flash on lj I made it a gif and now it's choppy. WEEP. Oh and the file is like 560kb or something, sorry.
So I'm getting back into Horizons. I'm sure those of you who ate lunch with me remember my dramatic stories about some asshole elves and whatnot... But uh it's cool now you don't even have to bother buying it for $50. You can just download it and pay the $12 monthly fee !! This time I WILL ACHIEVE MY RITE OF PASSAGE.
EDIT: I cracked open an egg today and the egg white was blood for some reason.
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[06 Feb 2005|04:43pm] |
GUNBUNNY= MUSICAL TRIO BAND GROUP OF UGLY BALD CARTOON CHARACTERS FIGHT EVIL WITH COLORFUL RAINBOWS THAT SHOOT OUT OF GUITARS.
I've been struggling to be creative this weekend, as you can see.
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[03 Feb 2005|04:11pm] |
AAAAAAHAHAHAHA I JUST WALKED IN ON MY AUTISTIC NEIGHBOR MASTURBATING!!! He's this random character who has an internet relationship with a fat black girl (cracked out version of Kip and Lawfawnda) and he was fucking having phone sex HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I always fucking heard him moan and shit on the phone, what the christ!
I guess it isn't all a bag of smiles though since he didn't cover his unmentionables very well with his jacket...
Dammit and nobody's around that I can tell.
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[31 Jan 2005|11:09pm] |
New layout, Creepy Cat edition.
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[28 Jan 2005|03:25pm] |
This semester is just fucking winging by. Thank god. Classes this year blow and so do the god forsaken months of January and February. These are the months where I just don't feel like doing anything but vegitate in front of the computer and tv by myself. Yeah, I'm just awesome like that.
Anyway, so in order to avoid taking up a summer job serving tables I'm going to be an Internet whore and promote my art on some more art communities. K, I doubt money received would match the money as a waitress but I hate the restaurant business. I used to kind of like it because there's people everywhere you can talk to and gossip about but I may as well and try to make some money with my hobby.
And heads up fellas, I'm going back to the homebase for springbreak (march 4) but my parents don't/won't know. Long story. Anyway, so I'll be living at Ian's for the week.
OH YEAH and how about some creepy motherfucker stop trying to be me YEAH THANKS.
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